ATTENTION: potheads, high school dropouts, and overall lazy people!
Have you always dreamed of being a Professional TV Watcher?
Well, now you can!
For $8 bucks an hour, you can do what you do best: watch TV.
…and actually GET PAID for it!
Job requirements include:
– being able to pay close attention to – like – stuff with little supervision.
and…
– love watching TV!
And if you actually get fired from this job, sorry…you really are hopeless.
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Andrew Wisot is a freelance writer for The Tonight Show with Jay Leno and an US Weekly Fashion Cop who’s “between jobs.” Andrew will blog for LOLs until he’s employed again or 50,000 miles, whichever one comes first.
Email: andrew@willblogforlols.com