In a story that will probably shock no one, a 31-year-old female teacher was caught having sex in her car with a 16-year-old male student.
Apparently, they’re now combining Drivers Ed with Sex Ed.
The arrested teacher was also an “instructional coach” who taught teachers how to keep a professional distance with students.
Now if there was only some irony in this…
Here’s my question:
Why are there so many female teachers having sex with underage students?
“Oh, I just love how sexually inexperienced he is…and I love stroking my hands through his three chest hairs.”
Here’s another question:
Why didn’t anything like this happen to me in Jr. High???
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