Archive for December, 2010

Freelols/Willblogforlols On Winter Break

December 4, 2010

Actually, I've gone north for the winter with Sarah Palin.

Dear 19 Readers,

Are you sitting down? I have some news.

I am temping for the month of December and unfortunately don’t have the time to blog.

Go ahead, have a good cry.

Then check back Mon Jan 3, 2011 for more Free LOLs. I should be back to being unemployed by then, I promise!

EMPLOYERS: Feel free to peruse the site for writing/creative samples so you can hire me already.

ANYONE: Feel free to give me $25 million so I can retire already.

Sincerely,

AW

ps – Are you still sitting down? 

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Andrew Wisot is a freelance writer for The Tonight Show with Jay Leno and an US Weekly Fashion Cop who’s “between jobs.” Andrew will blog for LOLs until he’s employed again or 50,000 miles, whichever comes first.        

Don’t follow me on Twitter

Email: andrew@willblogforlols.com

WANTED: “Millions of Bimbos” Who Can “Shake” It Up

December 2, 2010

Is it possible for a model to get brain freeze?

Millions of Milkshakes is seeking “loud and crazy” models to make shakes for their upcoming reality show.

Goes to show that TV execs have “no taste” for quality TV shows.

For starters, have you tried Millions of Milkshakes?

I once tried their cookies and cream shake.

It was more like a cookies and water shake.

Never again.

Anyway, I know what you’re thinking…

A reality show about models making milkshakes.

That could go on for seasons!

I guess a show about models frying burgers was already taken.

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Willblogforlols is written for entertainment purposes only. Going now to Wikileaks to find out KFC’s secret 11 herbs and spices once and for all.

Andrew Wisot is a freelance writer for The Tonight Show with Jay Leno and an US Weekly Fashion Cop who’s “between jobs.” Andrew will blog for LOLs until he’s employed again or 50,000 miles, whichever comes first.        

Don’t follow me on Twitter

Email: andrew@willblogforlols.com