Today, we should fire…

The person who decided to send me $2 in the mail to take a survey.

I got a letter in the mail to inform me that I’d be getting a call from some company to take a survey. And a two dollar bill was included as a way of saying “thanks in advance” for my participation.

First of all, they should have sent me $200.

Second, they should have checked a little-known list called Do Not Call.

Just because you bribe me with send me a dollar or two doesn’t mean I’m going to take your cruddy little survey.

And there’s a reason why it’s called the Do Not Call List and not the Do Not Call Except For People Taking Surveys List.

So hey…thanks for the two bucks!

Next time, try bribing me with an actual job that pays well.

I still won’t take your call…but hey, I’ll be quite appreciative!


Willblogforlols is written for entertainment purposes only.

Andrew Wisot is a freelance writer for The Tonight Show with Jay Leno and an US Weekly Fashion Cop who’s “between jobs.” Andrew will blog for LOLs until he’s employed again or 50,000 miles, whichever one comes first.



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2 Responses to “Today, we should fire…”

  1. carla Says:

    i hate telemarketers so annoying

  2. DanielZ Says:

    Saw your jokes in US Weekly…very cool!

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