Posts Tagged ‘us labor department’

Jobless Claims Dip To Lowest Level in 4 Weeks…Time To Panic

April 29, 2010

The Labor Department reported today that fewer people in the US are filing claims for unemployment for the second week in a row, suggesting that the economy’s improving.

Really…

And where exactly are these “alleged” jobs that are improving the economy…

Not in my area!!!

And should I be a oui bit concerned that I’m still sitting here at home in my bathrobe.

I kinda feel like a 29-year-old woman who’s turning 30 and just heard that her last remaining single friend got engaged.

Depressing.

Excuse me for a moment while I eat a whole container of Ben and Jerry’s.

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Andrew Wisot is a freelance writer for The Tonight Show with Jay Leno and an US Weekly Fashion Cop who’s “between jobs.” Andrew will blog for LOLs until he’s employed again or 50,000 miles, whichever one comes first.

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