Larry King announced he’s stepping down from CNN’s “Larry King Live” after 25 years.
…or in his case, he’s fallen and can’t get up.
…King’s next move? Well, Depends.
…to celebrate, Larry and his wife tried a new position…in their Craftmatic Adjustable Bed.
…Anderson Cooper may replace Larry King. Guess that would make him Larry Queen?!
…don’t want to say that Larry’s old, but CNN’s new slogan for his show was, “The Hottest Wheelchair in Town.”
…Larry’s leaving CNN?! What will we not watch now at 6pm/9 central?
…King’s been on CNN for 25 years. He even makes a quarter century sound old.
…after the announcement, King indulged in a threesome…a three-hour nap.
….when asked what he’s going to do next, King said, “Heh??????”
…Ryan Seacrest may replace Larry King. Guess that would make him Larry Queen?!
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Andrew Wisot is a freelance writer for The Tonight Show with Jay Leno and an US Weekly Fashion Cop who’s “between jobs.” Andrew will blog for LOLs until he’s employed again or 50,000 miles, whichever one comes first.
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5 Jobs Needed ASAP at Facebook
June 21, 2010The "F" stands for free...for now.
5.) Someone to remove the body of the email in email alerts so we’re not reading the actual email twice. What’s the point of that?
4.) Someone to “unfriend” users when it’s someone’s birthday and all they write is “Happy Birthday!” Hey, you enjoy reading 29 “Happy Birthday!” posts in a row?
3.) Speaking of “unfriending” people…someone to compose an “unfriend” explanation when someone does unfriend us, like:
I’m unfriending you because:
a.) you didn’t accept my invite for Farmville.
b.) I just realized…we wouldn’t be friends outside of Facebook.
c.) you just wrote “Happy Birthday!” on my wall.
d.) I just don’t like you.
2.) Someone to please explain what exactly makes a Top Post. I just don’t get how, “Going to the market, then the car wash, then home to take a nap” constitutes a top post.
1.) Someone to kick the staff’s ass anytime they revamp their privacy policy “for our convenience and safety.”
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Andrew Wisot is a freelance writer for The Tonight Show with Jay Leno and an US Weekly Fashion Cop who’s “between jobs.” Andrew will blog for LOLs until he’s employed again or 50,000 miles, whichever one comes first.
Email: andrew@willblogforlols.com
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