Posts Tagged ‘top cops’

5 Fashion Police Arrests

September 28, 2010

Have I mentioned I’m a regular member of the US WEEKLY Fashion Police?

Did I also mention I lead this pack in the latest issue (Oct. 4, 2010) with five published comments???

Ironically, the winning outfit yesterday when it hit a record 113 degrees in Downtown LA: Lady Gaga wearing a frozen meat dress.

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Andrew Wisot is a freelance writer for The Tonight Show with Jay Leno and an US Weekly Fashion Cop who’s “between jobs.” Andrew will blog for LOLs until he’s employed again or 50,000 miles, whichever comes first.        

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Email: andrew@willblogforlols.com

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4 Arrests in US WEEKLY Fashion Police

September 9, 2010

Did I mention I’m a regular member of the US WEEKLY Fashion Police?

Did I also mention I have 4 published comments in the back of the new US WEEKLY (September 20, 2010 issue )?

Unfortunately, I was not able to bust Snooki for impersonating an orange jumpsuit with her fake tan. 

Sorry.

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Andrew Wisot is a freelance writer for The Tonight Show with Jay Leno and an US Weekly Fashion Cop who’s “between jobs.” Andrew will blog for LOLs until he’s employed again or 50,000 miles, whichever comes first.      

Email: andrew@willblogforlols.com

Lots of 4th of July Arrests in US WEEKLY

July 2, 2010

I hate to brag…………

But did I mention I’m a FASHION COP in US WEEKLY.

Did I also mention I lead the pack in the new issue (dated July 12, 2010) with 4 arrests?

Like I said, I’m not one to brag.

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Andrew Wisot is a freelance writer for The Tonight Show with Jay Leno and an US Weekly Fashion Cop who’s “between jobs.” Andrew will blog for LOLs until he’s employed again or 50,000 miles, whichever one comes first.

Email: andrew@willblogforlols.com

Arrests Made in US WEEKLY

May 5, 2010

I made three arrests in the new US WEEKLY Fashion Police (May 17, 2010 issue).

Check them out! And don’t you dare be caught dead wearing these horrific outfits. You too, ladies!

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Andrew Wisot is a freelance writer for The Tonight Show with Jay Leno and an US Weekly Fashion Cop who’s “between jobs.” Andrew will blog for LOLs until he’s employed again or 50,000 miles, whichever one comes first.

Email: andrew@willblogforlols.com

Me Famous in US WEEKLY!

April 22, 2010

Check out my four jokes in the new US WEEKLY Fashion Police (May 3, 2010), on newsstands now and in bathrooms tomorrow.

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Andrew Wisot is a freelance writer for The Tonight Show with Jay Leno and an US Weekly Fashion Cop who’s “between jobs.” Andrew will blog for LOLs until he’s employed again or 50,000 miles, whichever one comes first.

Email: andrew@willblogforlols.com

Willblogforlols EXTRA: Me write good for US Weekly

February 12, 2010

I’m a member of the US Weekly Fashion Police and lead the pack this week with FIVE jokes! Check me out in the very back of the Feb 22, 2010 issue, on newsstands now!

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Andrew Wisot is a freelance writer for The Jay Leno Show The Tonight Show with Jay Leno and an US Weekly Fashion Cop who’s “between jobs.” Andrew will blog for LOLs until he’s employed again or 50,000 miles, whichever one comes first.

Email: andrew@willblogforlols.com