A man must drive his energy, not be driven by it…and for God’s sake…don’t ever drive a Pathfinder with explosives in it. – William Frederick Book
A shoe that is too large is apt to trip one, and when too small, to pinch the feet. Those damn kids in the Nike factory need to be written up. – Horace
A tremendous number of people in America work very hard at something that bores them. Even a rich man thinks he has to go down to the office everyday. Not because he likes it but because he can’t think of anything else to do. To which Tiger Woods said, “Hey, I can think of something…'” – W.H. Auden
A woman’s work is never done, especially the part she asks her husband to do. Thank God for vibrators. – Anonymous
Better to burn out than rust out. Which is why I’m currently rusting out on tour. – Neil Young
Blessed is that man who has found his work. Obviously not many blessed men, considering today’s economy. – Elbert Hubbard
Bodily labor alleviates the pains of the mind and from this arises the happiness of the poor. However, if your joy to work lasts longer than four hours, call your doctor. – Francois De La Rochefoucauld
Even a mosquito doesn’t get a pat on the back until he’s well into his work. Then, he dies. – Anonymous
Don’t be condescending to unskilled labor. Try it for a half a day first. You’re sure to reconsider your stance on illegal immigration in Arizona. – Brooks Atkinson
Damn. – The moron who drove the Pathfinder to Times Square
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This post is a parody and written for entertainment purposes only.
Andrew Wisot is a freelance writer for The Tonight Show with Jay Leno and an US Weekly Fashion Cop who’s “between jobs.” Andrew will blog for LOLs until he’s employed again or 50,000 miles, whichever one comes first.
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