Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life…especially if NBC pays you off to leave. – Confucius
No work, no money. No money, no honeys. – Tiger Woods
A champion of the working man has never yet been known to die of overwork…but then again, Jay Leno was rushed to the hospital. – Robert Frost
Thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work…and it must be lightning that affects T-Mobile customers. – Mark Twain
When you cease to make a contribution, you begin to die…shouldn’t Joan Rivers be dead by now? – Eleanor Roosevelt
Work is a refuge of people who have nothing better to do…except for K-Fed. – Oscar Wilde
It is the working man who is the happy man. It is the idle man from a rich family who’s the happier man. – Benjamin Franklin.
Want is the mother of industry. Want but can’t have is a real motherf@#$%r. – Proverb
By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may eventually get replaced by a guy in India twelve hours away. – Robert Frost
Do the hard jobs first. The easy jobs will take care of themselves…oh, who am I fooling. – Dale Carnegie
A man grows most tired while standing still…which is why they never made vertical La-Z-Boys. – Chinese proverb
Every calling is great when greatly pursued…unless it’s a guy asking a girl for a date on his cell phone while going through a tunnel. – Oliver Wendell Holmes
I’d kill to be at a normal 9-5 right now. – OJ Simpson
This post is purely a parody and for entertainment purposes only. You can find the actual work quotes and many more here.
Andrew Wisot is a freelance writer for The Jay Leno Show and an US Weekly Fashion Cop who’s “between jobs.” Andrew will blog for LOLs until he’s employed again or 50,000 miles, whichever one comes first.
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