NEW Famous Work Quotes

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“All the good jobs are either taken or gay.”

“A penny saved is a penny that’s never going to be used anyway.”

“Work’s a bitch. Then you get laid off.”

“Take this job and get a reality show out of it.”

“Work hard, play hard, as long as there’s time for Facebook.”

“Do what you love, as long as the cleaning crew’s gone and you have a towel.”

“Don’t cry because it’s over. Frown because your never-ending job search now begins.”

“In the future, everyone will be world-famous for 15 minutes. Somehow, Bristol Palin’s now on her 16th minute.”

“When you come to a fork in the road, say, ‘Fork it.'”

“When one door closes, another opens. Sadly for most Americans, that door will be McDonalds.”

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Mo’ Famous Work Quotes

A man must drive his energy, not be driven by it…and for God’s sake…don’t ever drive a Pathfinder with explosives in it. – William Frederick Book

A shoe that is too large is apt to trip one, and when too small, to pinch the feet. Those damn kids in the Nike factory need to be written up. – Horace

A tremendous number of people in America work very hard at something that bores them. Even a rich man thinks he has to go down to the office everyday. Not because he likes it but because he can’t think of anything else to do. To which Tiger Woods said, “Hey, I can think of something…'” – W.H. Auden

A woman’s work is never done, especially the part she asks her husband to do. Thank God for vibrators. – Anonymous

Better to burn out than rust out. Which is why I’m currently rusting out on tour. – Neil Young

Blessed is that man who has found his work. Obviously not many blessed men, considering today’s economy. – Elbert Hubbard

Bodily labor alleviates the pains of the mind and from this arises the happiness of the poor. However, if your joy to work lasts longer than four hours, call your doctor. – Francois De La Rochefoucauld

Even a mosquito doesn’t get a pat on the back until he’s well into his work.  Then, he dies. – Anonymous

Don’t be condescending to unskilled labor. Try it for a half a day first. You’re sure to reconsider your stance on illegal immigration in Arizona. – Brooks Atkinson

Damn. – The moron who drove the Pathfinder to Times Square

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Famous Work Quotes 137

The best work never was and never will be done for money. Unless you’re Eliot Spitzer and she’s a high class call girl. – John Ruskin

Never throughout history has a man who lived a life of ease left a name worth remembering. But enough about K-Fed.  – Theodore Roosevelt

At daybreak, when loath to rise, have this thought in thy mind: I am rising for a man’s work. No wonder everyone hates me. – Publilius Syrus

The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get Up in the morning and does not stop until you get to the office. True dat. – Robert Frost

It is wonderful when a calculation is made, how little the mind is actually employed in the discharge of any profession. I know…huh?! – Samuel Johnson

Work is life, you know, and without it, there’s nothing but fear and insecurity. And that’s just when Yoko’s performing! – John Lennon

Plaster thick, some will stick. Plaster thin, most will leave to get plastered somewhere else. – Proverb

My father taught me to work, but he did not teach me to love it. However, I did love theater. – Abraham Lincoln

A person who has not done one half his day’s work by ten o clock, runs a chance of leaving the other half undone. Or as most people call them, potheads. – Emily Bronte

Fuck Nike. – Tiger Woods

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Work is nothing but the slow trek to rediscover, through the detours of art, those two or three great images in whose presence [His Or Her] heart first opened. Yes, I’ve been smoking way too much weed. – Albert Camus

Work joyfully and peacefully, knowing that right thoughts and right efforts will inevitably bring about right results. Just ask Toyota. – James Allen

A tremendous number of people in America work very hard at something that bores them. But enough about data entry clerks. – W.H. Auden

Work is not a curse, but working with killer whales at Sea World is. – Henry Ward Beecher

Never work before breakfast. You may end up getting a cramp in your brain. – Josh Billings

A person who has not done one half his day’s work by ten o clock, runs a chance of leaving the other half undone…better known as doing a half-ass job. – Emily Bronte

To work — to work! It is such infinite delight to know that we still have the best things to do…somebody slap me now! – Katherine Mansfield

A dog that barks much is never a good hunter…unless it’s to warn the Feds that Michael Vick is near. – Proverb

The person with the best job in the country is the vice president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ”Hey, everyone! How’s it going? I’ve got nothing on the schedule today so if anyone wants to sit and chat, let me know. I’d love to discuss any subject with you. Any subject at all. Ask away!” – Will Rogers

Yawn. – Northwest pilot

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MORE Famous Work Quotes

Every person born into this world their work is born with them. But enough about kids in Chinese sweatshops. – Mark Twain

Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is the probable reason so few engage in it. Ouch… – Henry Ford

Every calling is great when greatly pursued. Yeah, even I don’t know what the hell that means. – Oliver Wendell Holmes

The more one works, the more willing one is to work. His name’s Jay Leno. – Lord Chesterfield

Every man is the son of his own works. It’s called masturbation. – Miguel de Cervantes

Work is victory, unless your work is playing for the Detroit Lions. –  Ralph Waldo Emerson

A shoe that is too large is apt to trip one, and when too small, to pinch the feet. But if you have a foot fetish, it doesn’t matter. – Horace

I never did a day’s work in my life. It was all fun. – Paris Hilton

Work is not a curse, but working for Toyota public relations is! – Henry Ward Beecher

If at first you don’t succeed, go to Fox. – Conan O’Brien

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Andrew Wisot is a freelance writer for The Jay Leno Show and an US Weekly Fashion Cop who’s “between jobs.” Andrew will blog for LOLs until he’s employed again or 50,000 miles, whichever one comes first.

Famous Work Quotes

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life…especially if NBC pays you off to leave. – Confucius

No work, no money. No money, no honeys. – Tiger Woods

A champion of the working man has never yet been known to die of overwork…but then again, Jay Leno was rushed to the hospital. – Robert Frost

Thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work…and it must be lightning that affects T-Mobile customers. – Mark Twain

When you cease to make a contribution, you begin to die…shouldn’t Joan Rivers be dead by now? – Eleanor Roosevelt

Work is a refuge of people who have nothing better to do…except for K-Fed. – Oscar Wilde

It is the working man who is the happy man. It is the idle man from a rich family who’s the happier man. – Benjamin Franklin. 

Want is the mother of industry. Want but can’t have is a real motherf@#$%r.  – Proverb

By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may eventually get replaced by a guy in India twelve hours away. – Robert Frost

Do the hard jobs first. The easy jobs will take care of themselves…oh, who am I fooling. – Dale Carnegie

A man grows most tired while standing still…which is why they never made vertical La-Z-Boys. – Chinese proverb

Every calling is great when greatly pursued…unless it’s a guy asking a girl for a date on his cell phone while going through a tunnel. – Oliver Wendell Holmes

I’d kill to be at a normal 9-5 right now. – OJ Simpson

This post is purely a parody and for entertainment purposes only. You can find the actual work quotes and many more here. 

Andrew Wisot is a freelance writer for The Jay Leno Show and an US Weekly Fashion Cop who’s “between jobs.” Andrew will blog for LOLs until he’s employed again or 50,000 miles, whichever one comes first.

Email: andrew@willblogforlols.com