Posts Tagged ‘sarah palin’

It was so hot in LA today…

July 20, 2010

"Sun of a bitch." - Mel Gibson

Lindsay finally stuck with a lawyer

Al Gore stuck his tongue down a water hose

Sarah Palin had to hose down Bristol and Levi

Paris Hilton demanded bong water from the French Alps

Betty White’s muffin’s finally moist. 

Larry King just wore suspenders. 

Bored kids were spraying Endust just to have their hands wrapped around something ice-cold. 

Kids were refraining from peeing in the pool just to keep the water temp down. 

Mel Gibson was panting just from the heat. 

Mel Gibson called Oksana “a bitch in heat.” 

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Willblogforlols is written for entertainment purposes only. Soon to be named a hurricane on The Weather Channel. 

Andrew Wisot is a freelance writer for The Tonight Show with Jay Leno and an US Weekly Fashion Cop who’s “between jobs.” Andrew will blog for LOLs until he’s employed again or 50,000 miles, whichever comes first. 

Email: andrew@willblogforlols.com

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Celebrity first jobs

March 26, 2010

Miley Cyrus: being the “before” picture for a dental ad.

Jesse James: working at the factory that makes Cheat-os Cheetos.

Joan Rivers: being maid of honor at the wedding of Adam & Eve.

Joe Biden: editing language from movies for TV.

Nancy Pelosi: activist against plastic surgery.

Sarah Palin: quitting her first job.

Justin Bieber: singing baritone.

Lady Gaga: playing nuts in a play about squirrels.

Tiger Woods: undressing other women with his eyes.

Mel Gibson: hating jews.

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This post is purely a parody and for entertainment purposes only.

Andrew Wisot is a freelance writer for The Tonight Show with Jay Leno and an US Weekly Fashion Cop who’s “between jobs.” Andrew will blog for LOLs until he’s employed again or 50,000 miles, whichever one comes first.

Email: andrew@willblogforlols.com

Top Ten Newly Created Jobs For 2010

December 29, 2009

10. Foster care workers for newly abandoned Zhu Zhu pets.

9. Demolition crews for remaining Blockbuster Video stores.

8. Day care workers for the next dozen babies from the Kardashians.

7. Ghostwriter for Sarah Palin’s new coloring book.

6. “Dream teams” for Charlie Sheen, Tiger Woods, and Gov. Mark Sanford.

5. Bodyguard for Charlie Sheen’s wife.

4. Writers and reporters for NBC’s new 10pm show, “The LA Times Show.”

3. Actual “soap writers” for Jon and Kate.

2. Complaint center for Obama’s new universal health care plan.

1. (tie) Actual security at Detroit Metropolitan Airport.

               Actual IT center at Blackberry.