The best work never was and never will be done for money. Unless you’re Eliot Spitzer and she’s a high class call girl. – John Ruskin
Never throughout history has a man who lived a life of ease left a name worth remembering. But enough about K-Fed. – Theodore Roosevelt
At daybreak, when loath to rise, have this thought in thy mind: I am rising for a man’s work. No wonder everyone hates me. – Publilius Syrus
The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get Up in the morning and does not stop until you get to the office. True dat. – Robert Frost
It is wonderful when a calculation is made, how little the mind is actually employed in the discharge of any profession. I know…huh?! – Samuel Johnson
Work is life, you know, and without it, there’s nothing but fear and insecurity. And that’s just when Yoko’s performing! – John Lennon
Plaster thick, some will stick. Plaster thin, most will leave to get plastered somewhere else. – Proverb
My father taught me to work, but he did not teach me to love it. However, I did love theater. – Abraham Lincoln
A person who has not done one half his day’s work by ten o clock, runs a chance of leaving the other half undone. Or as most people call them, potheads. – Emily Bronte
Fuck Nike. – Tiger Woods
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This post is purely a parody and written for entertainment purposes only.
Andrew Wisot is a freelance writer for The Tonight Show with Jay Leno and an US Weekly Fashion Cop who’s “between jobs.” Andrew will blog for LOLs until he’s employed again or 50,000 miles, whichever one comes first.
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