Every person born into this world their work is born with them. But enough about kids in Chinese sweatshops. – Mark Twain
Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is the probable reason so few engage in it. Ouch… – Henry Ford
Every calling is great when greatly pursued. Yeah, even I don’t know what the hell that means. – Oliver Wendell Holmes
The more one works, the more willing one is to work. His name’s Jay Leno. – Lord Chesterfield
Every man is the son of his own works. It’s called masturbation. – Miguel de Cervantes
Work is victory, unless your work is playing for the Detroit Lions. – Ralph Waldo Emerson
A shoe that is too large is apt to trip one, and when too small, to pinch the feet. But if you have a foot fetish, it doesn’t matter. – Horace
I never did a day’s work in my life. It was all fun. – Paris Hilton
Work is not a curse, but working for Toyota public relations is! – Henry Ward Beecher
If at first you don’t succeed, go to Fox. – Conan O’Brien
This post is purely a parody and for entertainment purposes only. You can find the actual work quotes and many more quotes here.
Andrew Wisot is a freelance writer for The Jay Leno Show and an US Weekly Fashion Cop who’s “between jobs.” Andrew will blog for LOLs until he’s employed again or 50,000 miles, whichever one comes first.
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