Because he’s such an easy target…

I give her two thumbs up...way up!

Time for another Al Goreathon! 

Al Gore’s been accused of sexually attacking a masseuse during a three-hour massage. 

…So much for a happy ending. 

…Apparently, he wanted (sing) “a three-hour whore…a three-hour whore.”

…Weird, isn’t it? He’s been fighting for the environment when all this time he wanted a hummer. 

…in fact, the masseuse said that Gore was hung like a tree. 

…the masseuse said she saved the black pants she wore that night because it has stains on it. Strange enough, the stains actually belong to Bill Clinton. 

…the masseuse called Gore “a sex crazed poodle.” I guess he shouldn’t have run over and humped her leg when she walked in the room. 

…the masseuse said that Gore pleaded, groped her, grabbed her, engulfed her, tongue kissed her, massaged her and grabbed her breasts. Then Bill Clinton said, “Tell me more!!! Tell me more!!!'” 

…a three-hour massage??? If it’s taking a three-hour massage to feel pleasure, may I recommend Viagra. 

…quoted during Gore’s massage: “My volcano’s about to erupt!”  

…Isn’t that ironic? Gore ran for President in 2000 when all this time, he wanted Bush. 

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