Posts Tagged ‘the economy’s so bad’

Gas prices are getting so bad…

February 23, 2011

Over 50 Billion Screwed.

– Lindsay Lohan and her prosecutor carpooled together to today’s court hearing.

– Today in Beverly Hills, unleaded’s now $4.01 and 10/10.

– Instead of saying “Welcome to Shell,” they’re just saying, “Bend over.”

– Charlie Sheen’s now getting screwed at the gas station.

– (In fact, it’s now costing Charlie $100,000 for full service.)

– Instead of Unleaded, Premium, and Diesel, it’s Tall, Grande, and Venti.

– In addition to paying at the pump, everyone’s now praying at the pump.

– Taco Bell may not have real meat, but at least they have free gas.

BUT THE GOOD NEWS: If gas prices get any higher, Lindsay won’t be able to afford gas to drive.

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Willblogforlols is written for entertainment purposes only. Going out now to buy something a lot less expensive than gas, like Starbucks Coffee.

Andrew Wisot is a freelance writer for The Tonight Show with Jay Leno and an US Weekly Fashion Cop who’s “between jobs.” Andrew will blog for LOLs until he’s employed again or 50,000 miles, whichever comes first.  

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The economy’s so bad………………

September 10, 2010

If they only made Viagra for the economy...

cause there just aren’t enough jokes that begin with, “The economy’s so bad…”

THE ECONOMY’S SO BAD…

Lindsay Lohan now wearing her old prison jumpsuit just to look tan.

The Situation lost his shirt.

President Obama called Dubya and said, “Hey, want the job back?”

Apple now coming out with an iouPhone.

Pastor Terry Jones can no longer afford to make more enemies.

Julia Roberts starring in a new film: Eat, Pray, Beg.

People now shopping at the 98 cents store.

Paris Hilton now getting caught with Crack-Helper in her her purse.

Facebook now thinking of charging users and giving third parties user info.

Levi Johnston has a new pick up line: Paper or plastic?

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Willblogforlols is written for entertainment purposes only. The economy’s so bad, I’m dreaming of one day becoming a thousandaire.

Andrew Wisot is a freelance writer for The Tonight Show with Jay Leno and an US Weekly Fashion Cop who’s “between jobs.” Andrew will blog for LOLs until he’s employed again or 50,000 miles, whichever comes first.      

Email: andrew@willblogforlols.com