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What I Did On President’s Day

February 22, 2011

Always with Stupid.

I thought of the President of the Hair Club for Men.

I thought of Barack Obama and did nothing for the country.

I thought of Abe Lincoln and went to the theater. Luckily, I didn’t get shot.

I saw “The King’s Speech” at the theater and thought of George W. Bush.

I didn’t think of George Washington. I cannot tell a lie.

I thought of Bill Clinton and, well, still can’t believe he got Lewinskied while talking to a Congressman on the phone. That’s gross.

I thought of Clinton’s VP Al Gore, yawned, and fell asleep.

I thought of 2012. And realized if Sarah Palin becomes President, there will definitely be a sequel to “The King’s Speech.”

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