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How the stars are celebrating Rosh Hashanah

September 9, 2010

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Obama’s letting Muslims crash a service and then build a mosque there.

Madonna’s going to fake services at Kabbalah.

Sandra Bullock’s adopting a Jewish kid from the Bronx.

Bristol Palin’s trying to give Levi Johnston another circumcision.

Levi Johnston’s eating Brisket Jerky.

Larry King’s tickets to service are being transferred to Piers Morgan.

Steven Slater’s cursing out passengers on El Al – in Yiddish.

The Situation’s going to a service – wearing only a kippah and jeans.

Snooki’s drinking a yard of Manischewitz out of a giant Shofar.

Paris Hilton’s blowing a shofar, then giving it herpes.

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Willblogforlols is written for entertainment purposes only. Feeling guilty for making fun of celebrities, but will atone for it next week during Yom Kippur.

Andrew Wisot is a freelance writer for The Tonight Show with Jay Leno and an US Weekly Fashion Cop who’s “between jobs.” Andrew will blog for LOLs until he’s employed again or 50,000 miles, whichever comes first.      

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