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It was so hot in LA today…

July 20, 2010

"Sun of a bitch." - Mel Gibson

Lindsay finally stuck with a lawyer

Al Gore stuck his tongue down a water hose

Sarah Palin had to hose down Bristol and Levi

Paris Hilton demanded bong water from the French Alps

Betty White’s muffin’s finally moist. 

Larry King just wore suspenders. 

Bored kids were spraying Endust just to have their hands wrapped around something ice-cold. 

Kids were refraining from peeing in the pool just to keep the water temp down. 

Mel Gibson was panting just from the heat. 

Mel Gibson called Oksana “a bitch in heat.” 

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Willblogforlols is written for entertainment purposes only. Soon to be named a hurricane on The Weather Channel. 

Andrew Wisot is a freelance writer for The Tonight Show with Jay Leno and an US Weekly Fashion Cop who’s “between jobs.” Andrew will blog for LOLs until he’s employed again or 50,000 miles, whichever comes first. 

Email: andrew@willblogforlols.com

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