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Christina Aguilera Arrested…So F*cking What

March 1, 2011

"Oh say can you slur..."

Christina Aguilera arrested for public intoxication.

Yawn. Next.

OMG, did you hear Christina Aguilera got arrested? OMG!!!

OMG, so what.

Her crappy movie “Burlesque” is out on DVD today, BTW.

Coincidence?

Who cares.

Does that really work, anyway?

Getting in trouble with the law around a movie/album/book release?

OMG, Christina Aguilera got arrested!!! Hey, there’s her DVD. Let’s get it!!! 

Remember in the ’80s when stars like Michael Jackson, Madonna, and Cyndi Lauper released projects without the nonsense?

They just released projects cause they were good to begin with?

They didn’t need lame PR stunts to sell stuff.

Christina Aguilera sucks, and it shows.

BTW, I heard police knew she was drunk cause they made her sing the National Anthem and she sang it correctly.

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Willblogforlols is written for entertainment purposes only. Cher’s doing her part too to promote Burlesque: she’s appearing in public……without botox!

Andrew Wisot is a freelance writer for The Tonight Show with Jay Leno and an US Weekly Fashion Cop who’s “between jobs.” Andrew will blog for LOLs until he’s employed again or 50,000 miles, whichever comes first.  

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