YouTube takes useless blogs to a whole new level

Look what what's-her-face started.

It’s bad enough there are millions of blogs full of people talking about themselves.

On Saturday, YouTube took self-importance to a whole new level with Life In A Day, a “historic global experiment” to allow people to take out their cams and shoot their life for a whole day.

Please, contain your excitement.

Anyhoo, the winner gets their footage turned into a documentary film, directed by Kevin Macdonald and executive produced by the mighty powerful Ridley Scott.

Wouldn’t you pay $14 to see a film about a complete stranger’s life in a day?

You know what happened on Saturday, right?

Millions of morons people scrambled to shoot their “exciting day” of waking up, making breakfast, going to the mall and movies, and then out to dinner.

If you did that, don’t worry, you still lost.

The winner of course will be the mom with 8 kids who gets them all to soccer and ballet before 9am, then sails alone halfway across the globe to clean up BP’s mess.

Mr. Environment, of course, was too busy shooting his next documentary, “An Inconvenient Tryst.”

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Willblogforlols is written for entertainment purposes only. Looking forward to entering YouTube’s next contest, “Sleep In An Evening.”

Andrew Wisot is a freelance writer for The Tonight Show with Jay Leno and an US Weekly Fashion Cop who’s “between jobs.” Andrew will blog for LOLs until he’s employed again or 50,000 miles, whichever comes first.  

Email: andrew@willblogforlols.com

“All it takes is one”

sigh…when will this nightmare end.

No, I’m not talking about Toyota’s Recall-a-thon.

I’m talking about this job hunt.

It’s been about two months but it feels like years.

Now, don’t get me wrong…I LOVE all the free time.

But I know it has to end with finding a job.

And then there’s the blog…

I LOVE writing it.

But is it worth my time.

My hope duh is that a potential employer/future boss/hiring manager/late night talk show host will see it, be totally blown away, and send me a job offer right way with an extremely competitive salary, great benefits, and 5-week vacation package.

* Back to reality *

Sometimes, it doesn’t seem worth it to keep the blog going.

…even for my four readers.

Kidding.

Three readers.

My Mom has a saying about the job hunt:

“All it takes is one.”

Just one person to realize my talents and see that they’d be LUCKY to have me as an employee.

It’s the same philosophy she used when I was doing online dating.

“All it takes is one.”

All those resumes emails I sent to girls, all those interviews bad dates I went on.

And just when I least expected it…I found my sweetie.

She was right.

“All it takes is one.”

So I’ll keep at it.

…with the hope that I’ll find “the one” who thinks I’m the right candidate for the job the sh*t.

To paraphrase Charlotte from Sex and the City:

I’ve been looking for a job since January. I’m exhausted. WHERE IS IT?

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Andrew Wisot is a freelance writer for The Jay Leno Show The Tonight Show with Jay Leno and an US Weekly Fashion Cop who’s “between jobs.” Andrew will blog for LOLs until he’s employed again or 50,000 miles, whichever one comes first.

Email: andrew@willblogforlols.com

Survey Saturday!

To my 3 or 4 readers:

Today, I’m turning the blog over to YOU!!!

Please fill out the following survey and SEND IN YOUR COMMENTS below.

On Willblogforlols blog, I would like to see:

a.) more “humorcles” (humor articles) about unemployment.

b.) more humor top ten lists about unemployment.

c.) more “humorcles” about your experiences with unemployment (cause there’s just not enough blogs out there with people talking about themselves)

d.) other _______________________________________

e.) none of the above. You suck!!!

Go ahead, give me your best shot. I’m a big boy (but go easy on me).

Andrew Wisot is a freelance writer for The Jay Leno Show and an US Weekly Fashion Cop who’s “between jobs.” Andrew will blog for LOLs until he’s employed again or 50,000 miles, whichever one comes first.

Email: andrew@willblogforlols.com