Stripper DJ Wanted

Make the buns shake at minimum wage.

There’s a local strip club in town that’s seeking a DJ.

The ad says you MUST have strip club experience.

The job pays $8/hr. plus tips.

I don’t know many EXPERIENCED strip club DJ’s willing to settle for just $8/hr, but okay.

Other requirements:

– MUST be able to continually say in a monotonish voice, “Let’s give it up for Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeera.”

– MUST be able to mix the same three songs over and over again: Superfreak, Wiggle It, and Rumpshaker.

– MUST be able to play music at an unresaonable loud volume so the record’s completely distorted and the bass makes the speakers go out.

Oh…and you might get a blow job from one of the dancers…if you spin their new lame CD that they made just as a record exec sits down.

Wear a condom.

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Willblogforlols is written for entertainment purposes only. And no, I’ve never been to the strip club mentioned above, I swear!!!

Andrew Wisot is a freelance writer for The Tonight Show with Jay Leno and an US Weekly Fashion Cop who’s “between jobs.” Andrew will blog for LOLs until he’s employed again for 50,000 miles, whichever comes first.

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Email: andrew@willblogforlols.com

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